Self Imposed Punishment

Dinner time

Izzy: (singing) "Diarrhea, diarrhea,diarrhea!"
Me: "Izzy, Let's not sing that song right now."
Izzy: "Why mommy?"
Me: "Because, it's not an appropriate word for the dinner table."

A few minutes later
Izzy: "Diarrhea, diarrhea,diarrhea!"
Me: "Izzy, I told you already to stop!"
Izzy: "But, can I call grandma and tell her that Chico had diarrhea? I just like that word."
Me: "NO more!"
Izzy: Starts singing, but quickly stops and says "OK mommy, I'll give myself a spanking for not obeying!"

She goes to the bathroom and I could hear her trying to spank herself. She comes out and says:
"that was tough mommy!"

She cracks me up!!!